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River Beaver

A swampy female who is found floating down party rivers naked, building her fuck huts on the side of the river banks to fulfil her beaver like needs. Very close relative to swamp donkeys, mud crickets and lot lizards. Often found in the rivers of the northeastern America
Did you get with that river beaver last night Vince?”
Vince- “hell ya bub filled that river beaver up so much we blew apart her walls, she’s gonna be rebuilding herself for a week!”
by Bahami July 29, 2018
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Sasquatch Beaver

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.
Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.
by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018
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Fart beaver

I’d love to take him in the ol’ fart beaver.
by fart beaver boi November 2, 2022
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Beaver Mustard

That glistening moisture that develops on a women's outer vaginal lips when she gets sexually aroused.
Paul: Wow, that's an impressive amount of Beaver Mustard you got going on there.

Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.
by AZ Cholo January 27, 2022
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Saucy Beaver

A saucy beaver is also known as a saucy pussy. They like BBQ over all sauces and lather in it daily to cleanse them selves of dirtiness. They also play shit holes of games that are bound to die in a year or so.
by saucybeaver November 3, 2019
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beaver eyes

Using abnormally good eye sight to see something clearly or find something concealed.
Bill: "How did you find that store?"
Bob: "Please, I have my beaver eyes on."
by doofiemonster November 26, 2011
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Beaver Knocking

The act of searching, or obtaining some pussy by any means. Sometimes resulting in desperately going door to door for that sweet puss-ham.
Last night my dick was achin something fierce so i visited Sarah, Kate, and Jenna for some late night beaver knocking.
by Narddog March 26, 2009
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