bananabate

To masturbate whilst holding a banana peel on your penis.

Jesse, do not bananabate in public.

by TheSockLord October 31, 2014

Banana wrangler

A person in charge of penises that are human or animal

Hey Joey why is Alex touching those horses penises.
Alex's job is to be the banana wrangler.

by Billabongru March 5, 2015

Banana cream handshake

When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.

Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.

by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020

southend banana split

Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.

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by fudgepacker123 January 4, 2014

Smooth Banana Dodge

When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.

"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"

"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"

by Doctor Octo July 26, 2016

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
Guy 2: Banana.

by SassyCuck February 13, 2017