Base Ten

A number system created for the convenience of there being ten fingers on two hands, but not for actual superiority in terms of a number of factors. Twelve has many more factors than your simple old ten.

"You know what, base ten sucks. Its only factors are two, five, itself, and one.

by Dozenal>Decimal June 13, 2022

base deal

Dealing from the bottom of the deck.

Mike and Worm got the shit kicked out of them by police at the $20/40 table when Worm was found to be base dealing.

by Dropout21 April 25, 2006

420th base

Having sex while smoking a blunt and imagining shrek ruinin your butthole with his giant ogry penis and tell you too "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP".

"Doctor! What happened to his ass!" "He went to 420th base"

by Tomchaos January 20, 2015

stealing bases

When you skip over one of the bases. The bases being the 4 F's. French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

Brian and his girlfriend Ally stole first base, and began feeling and fingering before they even frenched. This was Brian's favorite thing, stealing bases.

by littlegirlll September 27, 2014

38th Base

when you anally masturbate with something such as a frozen hot dog, light bulb, beer bottle, popsicle, etc.. and it gets stuck in your butt and you have to go to the hospital to get it removed which leaves you with an awesome x-ray picture for the fridge

hey dude, i heard you got to 38th base last night..?

hell yeah, i've got the x-ray to prove it.

by ~*~Toast~*~ July 1, 2008

3rd base

3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse

"hey .. whats third base actualy feel like?"
"It feels like warm apple pie..."
-American Pie

by Cosnett April 6, 2005

21st base

When one thinks it would be funny if they jacked off while playing blackjack. Everyone else in the semicircle must take your sweating, shaking, and grunting as a sign of having a bad hand.

Gambler: What's that guy's problem?
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.

by Compulsive Gambler July 16, 2010