Actual Barker

Due to the common use of the word dog to mean an ugly woman, a new phrase was needed to signify a canine. Thus the phrase 'actual barker' was coined.

Jo: OMG check out that dog!
Ellen: What? Where? What's she wearing?
Jo: NO! not a dog girl, a dog, like an actual barker

by Joelywh December 4, 2007

Bullshit Barnes

Quite similar to Hogan; Hates sports; Lies frequently, and is excessively fond of the PENIS.

Come on, Harrison, you know that's not true. Don't be such a bullshit barnes!

by bob335 June 11, 2011

Barney

1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.

Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.

Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.

2.Another word for Poop.

3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.

4.Another word for penis.

1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!

2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.

3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.

4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.

by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005

Barney

slang for Trouble, b/c it rhymes with Barney Rubble

"we got caught putting koolaid in the pool, so now we're in Barney."

by Ocean's11 June 12, 2003

I'll be Barned

The expressions one uses to express their obsession with actor Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian, Dorian Gray). Mostly used by every normal girl on the planet and guys who really need to get a life. A take on "I'll be darned!"

"I'll be darned! Prince Caspian was a great movie. Ben Barnes was hot!"
"Then you mean to say, 'I'll be Barned.'"

by Supreme Dictator V June 19, 2008

Mamta Banerjee

A witch, who roams 24x7 in white saree.

You know Mamta Banerjee ?
Yes that witch who roams in WB.

by Uddhav Thackeray February 17, 2021

star spangled banner

Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812. The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.

I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the star spangled banner . It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of horrible renditions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 24, 2007