Baptism

When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.

That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.

by A ball moron October 16, 2020

Baptist joy

A joy that baptizes, also the most amazing person

You: Hey im feeling baptist joy
me: cool

Me: I LOVE YOU BAPTIST JOY

by narry4life February 22, 2021

Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.

Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears

by Hk1234 January 14, 2021

baptivities

Dangerous activities , or engaging in dangerous activities because it is considered fun or cool.

Did you watch the news last night?
Yeah I saw they where up to some baptivities.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

baticlaat

similar to a bumbaclaat

oi come back here you baticlaat

by bigboisam February 3, 2021

Banticheese

A female.

Them damn banticheeses. / Or banchees(for short)

by LaKado May 5, 2021

baptised toucan

burke being burke

my best friend is baptised toucan

by amieeandersennn May 17, 2021