a man who sucks cocks for a living and uses a transexual stage name on the weekends when performing sex acts for money.
by jsa2 September 7, 2007
Get the Cock sucking ass bandit mug.Someone who goes out to the supermarket, buys a full live fish, gets in a car with a bunch of his/her friends, and throws it at an innocent passer by.
by wakiminator June 27, 2009
Get the Fish Bandit mug.A term describing someone, regardless of whether or not they are of the Jewish faith, that constantly hassles another person into giving them money, usually for useless purposes. They in turn will resist your attempts to borrow money yourself or fail to pay back and indebted money.
Jack: Ah shit, that motherfucker Dave borrowed my last 5 bucks. Now I have to use my god damn debit card to buy a lousy pack of gum.
Matt: Yeah I know what you mean; Dave is such a Jew Bandit.
Matt: Yeah I know what you mean; Dave is such a Jew Bandit.
by weimtime88 October 7, 2010
Get the Jew Bandit mug.A fabled creature much like the Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, or The Trix Rabbit. That Comes in the night if you are not prepared and will steal ones' "Weiner". Leaving the victim "Weinerless"
What you can do; sleep with your pants on or hold your junk all night. (This is where the saying "wakie wakie, hands off snakie" came from.)
It is possible to catch this bandit, it is said that he will give you one of three possible prizes; $23(American), a walk-man, or a cassette player. which makes you wonder why you would want to catch his cheap ass anyway.
What you can do; sleep with your pants on or hold your junk all night. (This is where the saying "wakie wakie, hands off snakie" came from.)
It is possible to catch this bandit, it is said that he will give you one of three possible prizes; $23(American), a walk-man, or a cassette player. which makes you wonder why you would want to catch his cheap ass anyway.
by BigbubbaD March 5, 2012
Get the Weiner Bandit mug.A sex move: Performed with 3 people (2 men and a women) Blindfold your girl and start doing her from behind while she's facing a window, now quietly switch places with the other man and have him start doing her while you go outside and have the other man un-blindfold the girl and you wave at her from outside the window.
On a side note: She doesn't know that there are two men and that she is going to be doing two men before this move is preformed.
On a side note: She doesn't know that there are two men and that she is going to be doing two men before this move is preformed.
by Colinmandudebro December 17, 2008
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Get the Cocksucking ass bandit mug.On the MMORPG RuneScape, in the southern part of the Kharid Desert likes a Bnaidt camp. There many higher levelled players go there to train on them by wearing a piece of clothing/armour of Saradomin/Zamorakian descent, which provokes the Bandits into attacking them at will, which, in case, leaves them the ability to sit there and do nothing, except for click every few minutes to stop themsleves from logging out.
Donny3210 - "Dude, Karimbo, did that guy Pest Control his combat stats??"
Karimbo_4765 - "No, the faggot used AFK-Bandit-Training."
Donny3210 - "Hah! Pussy."
Karimbo_4765 - "No, the faggot used AFK-Bandit-Training."
Donny3210 - "Hah! Pussy."
by Zael August 23, 2007
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