Badger 

Noun.

A grumpy male companion or husband; commonly seen wearing an untrustworthy mustache.

Badger is so grumpy today.

Badger by Badgerio April 21, 2011

cock badger 

one with a cock that uses it as a weapon
a name for someone you hate or just feel like telling them something

dude, shut up, your such a cock badger

what a cock badge

cock badger by lincolning April 30, 2008

badger and blade 

A little corner of the Internet where gentlemen can get together to discuss the finer things in life, be it home roasted coffee beans, a nice Cigar, a glass of wine or a relaxing wet shave.

Badger and Blade the premier Wet Shaving and lifestyle forum.

badger and blade by White tree February 23, 2014

Boss Eyed Badger Fucker

Matthew Kerry (not to be confused with Matthew Kelly! Although there is not much difference...)

I hate that Boss Eyed Badger Fucker

Boss Eyed Badger Fucker by Raf January 16, 2004

Badger 

something that is good, or was forgotten then remembered, or is the one.

is often exclaimed!!

birmingham uk in origin, maybe elsewhere.

guy 1) where are we going again?
guy 2) the park
guy 1) that's the badger!

(this may mean it's a good park, 'i forgot we were going to the park' or got ya)

Badger by Beat-shaman May 6, 2006

Angry Badger

This is when a young man who has a premature grey streak in his hair has a mardy and thus looks like an Angry Badger.

I would leave Dunc's right alone this morning he's made a rick and is having a right Angry Badger and feels a cont

Dunc's ended up having an Angry Badger last night as he tried to have it up the Wichenford but ended up bumping into a wonky eyed midget

Angry Badger by PB16 March 6, 2008

Releasing the Badger 

When you are all minding your own business at work and you see that skanky bitch comin and you just release a little poot poot and the beast within comes out and takes reign of that bitch nose hairs and she will vomit in her mouth at least 5,927 times.

Nikki: Jackie, I was releasing the badger super gnarly and Christy walked right into it, dude!

Jackie: Nikki... you go girl! *wink*

Releasing the Badger by Momma Badger March 27, 2010