Pair Bonding

Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!

Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

James Bond

Having sex with a person that was single, a boyfriend/girlfriend, someone engaged, and some married.

All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.

James pulled off his James Bond last night. Finally got a married chick.

by Lil Dick Game June 11, 2018

Bond

A suave, mysterious individual. Master hairdresser by day, superhero by night (well, from 4:20 onwards)...

Did you see Bond last night? Man, he was flying high...

by rogueassassin969 August 7, 2021

James Bond

One of the best film franchises ever. Although there is debate on what the political bias is(hence why there is acclaim from a broad ideological coalition), the James Bond films have a pro libertarian meaning, as the villains are usually communists out to take over the world.

The name's Bond. James Bond.

by Libertypedia June 3, 2023

James Bond

The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.

Why does James Bond have to look/behave like the same guy in every movie?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

dota-bond

A dota-bond is a relationship between two or more players that have been together for years and developed a family-like bonds between each other due to the complexity of the Multiplayer Online Battle Arena game DotA 2. Since the game is so complex and hard to grasp, and master, the bonds between players are truly unique and almost unbreakable once achieved, thus creating the dota-bond.

Alice and bob know each other for 8 years playing DotA 2. They have a dota-bond.

by sipsipsubidibao April 8, 2022