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Bog

A person who is never on time. Also could be someone who takes a lot of time to get something done or accomplished. Someone who says “leaving now” but won’t actually leave for another 30 minutes.
Man, kayla is such a bog, she said she would be here at 2 and it’s already 2:45
by DoraXcarly June 14, 2020
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rattle the bog

A way to describe taking a shit using an English slang word for toilet. The process of rattling implies a more violent bowel movement such as pebble-dashing or mild diarrhea symptoms, but this term can be used to describe a run-of-the-mill dump just as accurately.
"Oh man, I think I need to rattle the bog!"

"Sorry I'm a few minutes late, I was rattling the bog,"
by MGS33 October 20, 2017
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bog

unfoldedjudy.
hey bog.
by trollzlover June 22, 2021
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Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"
by Luckiii November 5, 2011
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bogged

the act of getting plastic surgery so obscene you completely obscure your face

originating from the iconic look of the bogdanoff brothers
zac efron is starting to look extremely bogged as of recently
by poobert11 July 16, 2025
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Feener Bog

If something bad happens to someone, you can say it.
He got out! Feener Bog!
by AyoWhatTheDogDoin June 13, 2023
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Bog Shotgun

When you build up farts and shit from the day and eat a curry in the same evening. Then, the morning following, you will enter you home or public toilet and let your insides loose on the bog, ending in a shotgun like shit splatter on the inside of the bog that is hard to clear when flushing.
Sorry to tell you mate, but I’ve just done a bog shotgun in the upstairs loo
by BigBeefyBoi69 May 17, 2019
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