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Half-Past British

1. The time of night when a person or group of people get so drunk that they develop a thick Cockney accent. Usually occurs in white American males between the ages of 18 and 24.
1. Person #1- "Oi! Yeh sally fuckin' bastard! I'll fucking brain yeh!"

Person #2 " I'll fuckin' whip yeh arse, yeh uppity prick!"

Person #3 "What the fuck time is it?"

Persons #1 and #2 "ITS FUCKING HALF-PAST BRITISH!"

Person #3 "Gays."
by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010
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British People

The people of Great Britain have an accent that gets annoying easily. Great Britain consists of England, N. Ireland, Scotland, and Wales but if you call them British they will get offended and say "No you stupid American, I'm English!" Even though the dumbasses all come from the same country, Britain. Generally, their hobbies include drinking tea, having a horrible dental hygiene, making shitty humor, putting u's in the word humor, and pissing on Americans. Even though that proves their just as arrogant and stupid.
American: That shitbomb drinking tea with Queen Elizabeth with cornuts for teeth over there is Jack, he's British.

British Man: BLOODY HELL, I'M ENGLISH!
by That's Incredible March 15, 2015
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British Isles

The British Isles are an archipelago of islands off North-Western Europe. The two largest islands are Great Britain and Ireland. Great Britain consists of three countries: England, Wales and Scotland. Ireland consists of two countries: Northern ireland and the Republic of Ireland. Great Britain together with Northern Ireland make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (UK).
Many people mistake England for an island, which is because of the extensive use of English as a vernacular across the island of Great Britain (although Welsh and Gaelic are also used a lot). England is just one of the countries of Great Britain, if one is to call it a country, as it does not have its own government (unlike Scotland and Wales). Britain and England are not interchangeable, despite England having the UK capital.
The British Isles has five different countries.
England is not one of the islands of the British Isles!
by jthom9 January 22, 2009
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british shower

Taking a shower in britain or just a shower in britain.
Sarah: I'm going to britain and the first thing I'm going to do when i arrive is take a shower.

Jessica: you mean a "british shower"??

Sarah: s h u t u p Jessica!!
by heeeeeeiiiiiiiii it's 420 August 15, 2020
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british beef

Namely TVR, seeing as the rest of the world has bought our beloved motor industry, it being the greatest in the world. Despite their reputation for uneconomical sports cars which are a touch unreliable, they produced the cerbera speed 12, capable of 240mph. I believe that rapes everything American, and anything french.
''Oh hell no son, my dinosaur V8 was ripped to pieces by that Silver flash that went by, it must have been a TVR''

''Ve are ze french, ve vill stick to our renault 5, no? va va voom thierry henry you talentless git''
by TO4R.com July 21, 2004
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British Liberation Army

A Group of people led by Arran, they will liberate Britian From all the chavscum. They will free us all from the Chavscum of Great Britian in a militarised or political way.

type: "british-liberation.org" in your address bar now to join and help the cause. The BLA need more members.
Commander Of the British Liberation Army: It is time, we will attack the chavs.
General: I will mobilise the 1st and 2nd Mechanised Infantry Disvisons.
Commander Of the British Liberation Army: good.
General: Soon all the chavs in yorkshire will be dead, or inprisoned.
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British Person

Someone who lives in GreatBritain. People who love Americans and people who are loved back by Americans Prime Minster. The british like to be called british not Scottish, not English, not Irish but BRITISH. LEARN THIS AND UNDERSTAND THIS. We are British proud !! Also Americans seem to love this accent which is cool.
American : Hiya
British Person : Hiya
American : Omg I love your accent
British Person : Thanks
by British Burnette July 30, 2008
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