Arizona Sea Breeze

The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.

“did you see what the cartel did to that poor white man? they gave him an arizona sea breeze.”

by Sigma Badass July 6, 2024

Arizona Fireball

When a chick with the clap licks your balls and your balls start burning.

"Damn, Ashley gave me an Arizona Fireball. It burns when I pee."

by Smokey Mountain March 25, 2024

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.

Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)

Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.

by Big Daddy Hambone April 15, 2024

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!

by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024

Arizona Moose

A large sturdy Mule typically seen in the desert area of Arizona

I rode an Arizona Moose to the base of the Grand Canyon

by Maestro21! November 21, 2024

Arizona Sober

When you haven’t smoked crack in at least eight months.

I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.

Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.

by Z3r0CooL December 4, 2024

Arizona Fire Rocket

The act of pouring hot sauce down your weiner while getting pegged.

Me and my girl tried an Arizona Fire Rocket last weekend.

by qqquota December 14, 2024