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anxiety palpitations

Not quite an anxiety attack, definitely more anxiety than normal. Typically triggered by an outside source such as coffee or tea, and experienced in waves.
I just finished my third trenti cold brew, and damn these anxiety palpitations are hitting.
by sixtysevensimp October 3, 2021
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anxiety tension

usually occurs when you suck that glock glock 3000…
i got anxiety tension after i left the Jakes room at 3 am.
by CandyGirl101 January 24, 2024
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Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.
I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.
by Earlshy! April 27, 2024
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Anxiety

Constantly fucking shit up souly because of your crippling fear of fucking shit up and not realizing it because because your as blind as a deaf bat to it ?

Idk if i should post, probably won't get liked)
(Dude your not even funny, stop)
(You weren't funny earlier when you made that joke either)
(Is that why they were staring at me... GASP... is that why the one dude had a rude tone with me during break at work)
(I'm not good enough to work here)
(I'm never good enough)
(Hits blunt)
Anxiety sucks? What more do ya want
by CriticalShaggy September 15, 2020
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poorformance anxiety

1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.

2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.
1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.

2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?

Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.
by The Barded One June 24, 2011
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Hangover anxiety

A common issue in ER rooms. When someone has been drinking to much, and starts to feel as though they are going to have a heart attack or some other major health fail. Characterized by fast heartbeat , dizziness, etc.
Dude I drank hard five days in a row, was at work started feeling like I was gonna have a heart attack. I just had major hangover anxiety .
by Mcgwicko September 10, 2016
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Red Hat Anxiety

Feeling or thinking any negative emotions or thoughts from seeing a hat that looks like a MAGA hat.
I got red hat anxiety at the concert when I saw someone wear a red hat, I was relieved to see that it was a Cardinals hat later.
by -CEO- August 13, 2019
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