androphilematogymnophobia

The fear of two black men kissing, although severe cases show it can also be white men aswell.

Couple:💏🏿
person with androphilematogymnophobia: dang i have the fear of two black men kissing im dead 🗿

by RedR1ngR33pr December 29, 2022

Android

A POS "smart"phone (really just "phone") that people who want to seem quirky and different get to make a crap conversation starter. Objectively worse than iPhone in every way except for a couple of "customization" features that people use to feel better about their choice in devices.

These devices usually only get one or two years of updates compared to the 6 years minimum that all Apple devices get. Some models made by Samsumg are literal bombs not permitted on airplanes.

Normal person: Hey, can you AirDrop me those photos?
Android user: I acTuaLlY haVe aN aNDRoId wIth 6gB oF mEMoRy!!!1!! My dEvICE is tOo fAncY fOr aIrDrOP sO i ActuaLLy can'T.
Normal person: My iPhone has half the memory and literally has twice the battery life, features, and performance. Could I see those photos?
(Sees Android pics)
Normal person: Nevermind, I don't want those photos. The original iPhone takes better photos.

by notaratio March 19, 2023

Androgynous

Tristan

Tristan is androgynous

by Modhpit666 April 4, 2023

Androgynous

Tristan

Tristan is androgynous

by Modhpit666 April 4, 2023

aftrogelaar

padre who steals all the cash

this aftrogelaar really fucked his hole family by stealing their change

by rubberrubber May 2, 2023

androbots

WWDC, Google Commit Master who solved world hunger.

Wow, its Androbots. That's a good (PBUH)

by WordWrithor June 1, 2023

android drone

Someone who is to obsessed with the future and is to poor to afford and understand that apple is just better

Android drones are so annoying

by FegalGamer July 28, 2023