Amber Turd

Doing an Amber Turd

Amber Turd:-
Purposely shitting in someones bed you are meant to love and blaming it on your little doggy

by JoeyGigi May 9, 2022

Amber turd

An 'Amber Turd' is when you take a big ol' douche on your partner's side of the bed and leave it for them (or the cleaner) to discover

I hate my boyfriend so much I'm going to leave him an Amber Turd

I just got into bed and discovered a massive Amber Turd curled out on my pillow. Bitch be crazy.

by JuniorJW July 10, 2020

Amber Turd

Amber Turd (Amber Heard) is a horrible husband-beater that got Johnny Depp fired because she's a fucking asshole.

Fuck Amber Turd.

by coolkitten686 November 29, 2020

Amber Turd

One of the evilest actresses ever,

she is best known for abusing Jonny Depp and taking a shit in his bed.
She said that jonny abused her, which is obviously a lie, but Warner bros fired Jonny anyway.
Warner bros should rehire Jonny Depp, fire Amber heard and make a public apology.

Amber Turd is evil.

by lordgrim the invcbke November 9, 2020

Amber Turd

The act of taking a vindictive shit in someone else's bed.

Johnny Depp arrived home to find Amber Turd in his bed, but his wife was nowhere to be found.

by LongJonsn69 April 27, 2022

Amber Turd

Lucky this is both a noun and a verb.

Part batshit crazy, part a revenge shit, but basically leaving a steaming pile of (human) shit on your significant other's pillow as a statement of your opinion on their general worth as a human being.

Let's be clear...dropping a dog turn on a pillow is nasty enough but human shit...that's just a whole other level of nasty and crazy.

Side note - this is so crazy that it's virtually impossible to be good enough in bed to justify this level of crazy (see the crazy-hot scale).

Amber Heard left a steaming Amber Turd on Johnny Depp's pillow. I'm pretty sure it didn't smell like success.

by Prof. Ass Master May 5, 2022

Amber Hearding

To lie and be deceptive to the world. To play the victim while being an abuser.

My wife beat me up and then told the cops that I hit her. This woman is Amber Hearding me.

by Sam Sinner May 16, 2022