He is coolest guy you can meet, This man is probably a norvegian god fall in earth.
I mean, MATE! You just have to talk 5 minutes with him to see how much he is smart , sarcastic, and a very unique piece of sincerity. He is very open minded, funny and brave with a great sense of honor.
He's a gentleman you never see a man more kind with girls( in bed that's an another story) this man is the perfect
boyfriend.Every time you spent with him, have to be fully enjoyed.
And of course you never have deep conversation before you talk with Alan.If you are his friend or girlfriend , you don't realise your chance to be with this person.
Everybody needs an Alan!
I mean, MATE! You just have to talk 5 minutes with him to see how much he is smart , sarcastic, and a very unique piece of sincerity. He is very open minded, funny and brave with a great sense of honor.
He's a gentleman you never see a man more kind with girls( in bed that's an another story) this man is the perfect
boyfriend.Every time you spent with him, have to be fully enjoyed.
And of course you never have deep conversation before you talk with Alan.If you are his friend or girlfriend , you don't realise your chance to be with this person.
Everybody needs an Alan!
by Huge boss February 12, 2020
Get the Alanmug. Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.
by DaddyIsBackToBeatMommy May 20, 2022
Get the Jerry Alanmug. by yaboylamona September 30, 2023
Get the Alanmug. Alan ist ein Geiler zecker und nicht FETT sondern richtig muskolös. Alle lieben ihn er ist der geilste und beste alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben. Ale Frauen wollen ihn. In Friday the 13th ist er der beste. Er kann die besten sachen Baun. Ein Merkmal von Alan's sie sind in die meisten Gruppen leader
by Alan Geiler Zecker April 16, 2020
Get the Alanmug. by Ihavetoomanyphases July 4, 2025
Get the Alan frogmug. Alan’s are frequently insecure people Alan and will rarely keep their word. Lying ; omission , stretching the truth comes naturally to Alan. Expert at diverting direct questions. Self reflection ; is not possible , it is too painful.
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan can be very unpredictable .
by IAMALAN November 25, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Just a man with a plan. Alan’s generally are the most awesome people to be around. Alan’s dont like pineapple on pizza. Alan’s are also cooler than you. Alan
Wow look at that Alan
by ItsNotDeliveryItsDigornio June 28, 2018
Get the Alanmug.