African squeak shoe

Another name for basketball for obvious reasons.

Are you going to watch African squeak shoe tonight? Miami Heat is playing . . . I don't know, some other team. I don't fucking watch basketball.

by Dr. Swango June 28, 2013

African Street Monkey

Something that lives in your homes, eats your wifes carpet, and steals your tv, car(s), and whatever else they can manage to get into their oversized pants. These creatures are also referred to as a negro, or black person.

Mother why is that monkey down the street have his pants to his ankles? Mom: because African Street Monkeys use that as a mating ritual to attract other African Street Monkeys, and also to ward off other possible male mates. If you notice this behaviour darling call animal control and look in the other direction.

by obviously not white July 03, 2013

african chewing stick

This is a stick that for many years has provided oral hygiene for not only africans, but the Middle East, and Asia. Due to the antimicrobial agents in these sticks, pathogens are killed and disease is prevented. These Chewing sticks, are pencil-sized and made from the root or stem of local trees and shrubs. They are chewed on the end until they become frayed into a brush. People then clean their teeth with these frayed sticks - simultaneously removing plaque and massaging their gums.

African 1 in best accent : how will i brush my teeth today?

African2 in best accent : How about using an African chewing stick!!

by mz5star January 21, 2010

african lion safari

when a group of suburban, middle-class, white boys travel to the ghetto to purchase drugs.

hey steve, i think we're gonna have to go on an african lion safari.

by anonymous contributer May 03, 2008

African Sky Soccer

The new and less improved version of a game formerly known as basketball

"Hey did you catch that game of african sky soccer last night?"

"Yeah, Kobe and Wade really battled it out like those Somali pirates and the US Navy"

by Big Ole March 12, 2009

African Credit Card

AK-47 Kalashnikov rifle.

Called the African Credit Card because Africans don't leave home without it. Use it to receive goods and services.

by Mooperd October 16, 2007

African switch-up

The act of taking a dump, then turning around and throwing up into the toilet, then sitting on the toilet again to continue your shit.

Dude, I just ate some taco bell now I have to African switch-up!

That's disgusting, man!

by Fernando Matino November 05, 2012