toss-across collecting

A creative method of scavenging for discarded returnable beverage-containers along the road; it involves starting out from your house and walking along one side of the road and throwing any returnables that you find on that side across the road to the other side, so that you can then collect all the returnables from both sides of the road on your way back again; this eliminates your having to carry any heavy bags of containers "the wrong way", i.e., in the opposite direction from your home, where you want to transport all the containers for processing and bagging up for the redemption center.

Toss-across collecting is a great way to save time and effort when scavenging for discarded empties; just don't toss glass containers, though, since they can easily shatter if they land on a rock or sizeable stone. Also, put some water or a small pebble inside the super-lightweight plastic bottles, so that they will be heavy enough to sail all the way across the road, especially if there's a breeze blowing in the opposite direction.

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

Car Acrobatics

When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.

Why did you park your car like that!? Now i’ll have to do some Car Acrobatics.

by Confetti_fun November 19, 2018

OCCULT ACRONYM

Graphically, an OCCULT ACRONYM is a formation of the acronym's invisible initials' post initial letters of the words involved appearing in formations of the imaginary silhouettes of that acronym's initials in a way that makes the whole O. A. appear as a visible word.

Obscure Communication, Controlling Understood, Logical Thought
Aligned Communication, Rigorously Organized, Naming, Yet Meaning

They are an art form that are supposed to help a person get their mind going in direction other than linear text and to help them understand what the OCCULT is, so it is more familiar thus more comprehendible, thus not so scary!

The OCCULT ACRONYM told me something.

by Phili-Pbob'Sharsky October 29, 2020

Reach across the aisle

Having sex

I was laying there in bed and shockingly my wife decided to reach across the aisle

by Mr413 July 4, 2021

Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

shot across the bow

When a man ejaculates (usually after a blow job) and the jizz either hits the giver across the cheek or chin.

Guy: That chick sucked me off so hard last night that when she pulled away, I gave her a shot across the bow!

by JeezLueez October 21, 2022

shot across the bow

During a blowjob, when the giver pulls away for any reason before finishing, leading to the receiver to ejaculate on the giver's cheek or chin.

Guy: Man, I was getting good head the other night, but then she pulled away and I gave her a shot across the bow.

by JeezLueez December 3, 2022