Absenikaphone

A person who misses phone calls

I called Jake three times, and he didn’t pick up. He’s such an absenikaphone.

by DoogoTheBoneWoof March 11, 2025

Abernathying

Making a frequent callback to an inside joke that people spread about heeding no worry to it’s origin.

Dude shut up, quit Abernathying

by chronicbrainaids July 7, 2025

adeena

autistic girl

adeena is so annoying cuh
IKKKCUHHHHHH

by cutiecoochie October 7, 2025

Absent School

A school that you go to whenever your regular school has a day off, and occasionally when you’re sick. It is mostly online

I’m attending absent school today since I don’t have school because of Election Day!

by mwehehrhehehe November 4, 2025

Absentune

Pronounced: Ab-sen-TOON/AB-sen-tyoon
Absentune — a non-sensory feeling of wrongness caused by perceived absence or misalignment, where no image, sound, thought, or cause can be identified.

Tom: Hey man, I'm feeling very absentune right now. Did something happen while I was gone?

Jimothy-boben the VI: I don't know, man. I'm feeling absentune right now too.

by nyxorgoescrazy December 22, 2025

Joke-abee

A noun used to describe the uncanny way GOP candidate Mike Huckabee uses a snappy one-liner or other joke in a serious moment to dodge a tough question.

If you go to youtube and type in "Mike Huckabee Metamucil, you will see a textbook Joke-abee.

by former Huck-Agreer January 20, 2008

Omnipresent Absence

The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.

Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.

by Peeley November 24, 2016