My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

ate cunt

Similar to serving realness, serving cunt takes serving realness to the next level. It’s pussy power. Bold. To the point. And overall extravagant. Any gender is able to serve cunt. It’s a mindset.

Omg Chloe you ate cunt tonight!

by xxkaybenny December 11, 2023

Ate Your Brownies

A phrase to say you defeated someone or bested them.

Similar to “taking you to the cleaners” or “taking your lunch money”

After winning the poker game,

Roy exclaims “I just ate your brownies”

by slayyy777 July 6, 2022

ating

A synonym for "eating", meaning "ate" in the past tense.

"I'm finished ating, we can go play the new COD now."

by Codi the Codester November 11, 2022

avery ate martins ass

this is factual

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.

by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023

ate or 8

Did you slay the house down or were you just okay

Ate or 8
Ate: “girl you ate that”
8: “you ate ig..”

by heyhey_now21 April 4, 2023

Episode ate

Streaming a series in misorder.

verb: Episode ating - that act of streaming a show in an incorrect order. Homophone: Episode eight

Dick - "Have I missed something or is this a flashback ... 'cos I don't understand what's going on now."
Wally - "A flashback, I think, I dunno. What episode were we on?"
Dick - "Three."
Wally - "Oh, man! I episode ate."
Dick - "WTF! Episode eight?"

by Highfield November 11, 2020