assetone

A semi-caustic fluid that you apply to your butt-cheeks to help firm and sculpt it into more shapely contours.

I prefer not to have my posterior feel like it's on fire, so I guess Ell Passo on da assetone and just resign myself to having a somewhat saggy/bulgy butt, thank you very much!

by QuacksO December 5, 2018

Asseter

A fucking whore who can’t do anything , they tend to feed on cocaine

Jane : ew it’s a asseter

by Kwekjifhiglierfgirfegofjerg.78 December 24, 2019

asseto

"all slogans suck except this one". Alternatively "all soundbites suck except this one". Essentially a rejection of any and all soundbites/slogans/catchphrase on the premise that they all push an oversimplified or casuist view of the world.

Can be used seriously or ironically.

Skinhead Nazi: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

Sane person: "Fuck that"

Skinhead Nazi: "What you think white children don't deserve a future?"

Sane person: "Your slogan oversimplifies reality and your ignoring the facts that it's used as a justification for genocide of non-whites. Asseto"

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Assetite

An overwhelming and insatiable hunger for booty

Going to the beach today gave me such an assetite

by Dick_Petty July 16, 2021

assets

recreational drugs (Aussie)

You should go to bush once or twice a month to avoid depression. Don't forget to take some assets with you.

by Fwoop Markin February 1, 2023

assethole

A heterosexual homosexual male

He’s just an assethole!

by anonymous September 13, 2023

assethole

A homosexual she male that acts like an arsehole.

Bravo is such an assethole right now! He’s dancing in the mud!

by anonymous September 13, 2023