april 17

National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.

Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17

by Heyitzyuhboijigglz May 26, 2018

April 29

The day that the most pulchritudinous, hottest, sweetest, prettiest, coolest, smartest, most baddest bitches are born. If you know someone born on this day then get them the moon or a piece of the moon if all possible and marry them ASAP! 💚

If she was born on April 29th, you better get a ring on that bitches finger ASAP!

by E-Raw 🖤🍒 June 24, 2021

April Antics

A series of senior pranks pulled by high school seniors during the last school week in April. The graduating class pulls at least one prank/antic each day for the whole week.

John: Did you see the prank the seniors pulled today?
Lillie: Yeah that was so funny. Can't wait for tomorrow.
John: Yeah same. April Antics is awesome.

by thebraintrust13 April 21, 2013

April 17

International Bat Appreciation Day

Thank you bats for allowing me to stay inside all day because coronavirus. -Me on April 17

by Cow dog toy April 17, 2020

April 2

April 2 is national cut that bitch off day/ smack that bitch day! So get ya bitch and smack that hoe

Today on April 2 i saw emma and i smacked that bitch

by Dasherxc March 31, 2020

April 9, 1977

The holiest day in the entire history. This was the day Gerard Way was born.

Person: What is April 9, 1977, and why is it tattooed on your arm?
Me: Gee's birthday, peasant. Need I say more?

by Castiel Anthony May 24, 2018

April 16

National steal a kiss day 😉

Im gonna steal a kiss on april 16

by Springtown boy May 26, 2018