Susan

1. A woman many paygrades above a Karen. Not only does she want to see the Manager, she wants to control what time the Manager takes a dump wile they're at work.

2. Control freak. Victim. Narcissistic cunt.

3. Someone who fingers their sister

"omg did you see how Susan acted out after the Manager told her she couldn't have a lollipop?! Gosh she must still be pissed her sister didn't return the favour after she fingered her"

by SuzieQssister July 22, 2022

Ann Susan

The lady maverick, whose spirit is full of passion, free energy and sheer awesomeness.

She is a great listener, and loves people whole heartedly and sees them without judgement.

Life won't be the same after you meet an Ann Susan.

Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ann Susan.

by swishandswirl November 24, 2021

Susan

The best Mom ever!

Wow susans such a great Mom! What a badass.

by Jozzzieee April 26, 2022

Susan 34 Kids

A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.

look at Susan 34 Kids over there feeding her kids apple slices at the park.

by White Christian Families May 21, 2018

Susan

Susan is a Mexican GTA maid who only gets paid two cents and half a stick of gum. She loves her life very wouldn’t change it for the world she also loves her owner.

Boy: Hey what are your pronouns
Girl: My pronouns are Susan

by SextraLover3000 February 28, 2022

Susan

Nasus but backwards

This Susan's KDA was 0/17/5 bffr.

by chuugowonyyxy August 26, 2023

A susan

When you've drastically underestimated the number of story points on a story.

That story was a susan... I spent 40 hours on a 3 pointer...

by JBotics November 6, 2023