March 26

This is National Dumb bitch day, wherein we commemorate and celebrate the stupidity of ourselves and others. Festivities include committing acts of stupidity.

Joe: Damn, what are you doing on March 26?
John: Idk, I’m just gonna do some stupid shit

by Wet_avocados February 18, 2020

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26th may

THIS DAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER. ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE BORN ON THIS DAY!!!

Whoa...she's born on 26th May?! That's awesome!

by Kim Yohan May 9, 2021

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March 26, 2004

They sweetest and most loving people on earth. They are gorgeous and usually a girl. They are the biggest boy/girl magnet eva. Literally have the nicest eyes and are the lucky charm of the family.

He/She has the most beautiful eyes ever! Bet she’s born March 26, 2004

by Caleb Hammered October 16, 2019

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may 26

the day we celebrate our god that is Shrek, we watch every movie and everything to do with him to keep him happy

remember that may 26 is shrek day

by skkwndowks November 5, 2020

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April 26

April 26 aka Lego Porn Appreciation Day or Donovan Day is a day we’re a bunch of basement dwellers masterbate to lego porn for an entire 24 hours.

I can’t wait for April 26th 😄

by EpicGamesOfficial January 17, 2023

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July 26th

It's national fuck day. It is tradition to fuck the shit out of your opposite gender bestfriend.

Josh: hey dude it's nearly July 26th!
Tyler: Yeah mate I'm so excited to fuck my bestfriend
Josh: I'm fucking caroline tonight dude

Georgina: Hey girl, I've heard about alot of rumors with July 26th, What am I meant to do on that day?
Chloe: Omg Georgina! All the girls are fucking there guy bestfriend! You should fuck Tyler because he's your bestfriend right?
Chloe:

by Su$Hi October 16, 2019

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