shower thought

Epiphanies you have that highlights oddity within a familiar

Today I had a shower thought:

If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.

And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.

by Q8eris January 8, 2022

shower shitter

someone who purposely shits in the shower and doesn't clean it so the next person who takes a shower would freak out.

Brandon Is a Shower Shitter. He Shit in the shower.

by littlepussypussypussy May 5, 2022

Shower Dick

Attempted penis enlargement done by men before they get into a community shower together in which they tug and play in an attempt to make it look bigger. Kind of like puffing out the chest.

Kyle: wow bro look how big that guys cock is!!

Rob: Haha holy crap!..wait a second i saw him yesterday while he was changing in the locker room it wasnt that big..

Kyle: Your'e right man. He's got shower dick!!

by Cretonious March 1, 2011

Shower Session

To engage in a shower session means to masturbate while taking a shower. Most of those who take on a shower session sit on the shower floor while they masturbate, due to the incresed difficulty of standing masturbation. Also, many of those who engage in shower sessions commonly use moisturizing conditioner or body wash as a lubricant. Although these two products are commonly used, shampoo is not used due to its tendancy to dry out fast on the penis.

Son: "Dad, we need more conditioner."
Dad: "Why is that son?"
Son: "Because I haven't had a shower session in three days!"

by Jakeville December 30, 2010

Shower Princess

A shower princess is someone who spends too much fucking time in the shower. As a result, some people don't get to wash their ass, and if they do, it's usually cold water leaving one with the feeling of surfing off the coast of Alaska, mid winter. And in worse case scenario, when water is limited, leaving other's with little to no water.

The shower princess is not to be trusted. The shower princess will make statements and promises regarding speed of their shower. Do not believe them; they are falsehoods. The shower princess should be dealt with promptly, firmly and with no remorse. They will smell your weakness in your sweat and deem you weak, flabby and feeble minded. Be steadfast in your actions.

The origin of shower princess is unknown but it commonly used by US military service members living in barracks, in the field, or deployed.

Soldier 1: "That shower princess Snuffy has been in there for over 45 minutes and my shift starts soon. And everybody is gunna be like, yeah, that guy, over there, he smells like dirty buttholes"

Soldier 2: "If it's cold you should shart in his pillow case tonight"

Soldier 1: "Duly noted"

by TheScaryKid November 7, 2011

shower pill

Leaving a workout facility or a practice without showering. Very common, however, not looked upon in a favorable light. In spite of this, many players seem to wear their propensity to "take pills" after practice as a badge of honor.

Pete Dick: "That was a tough, long, hot run; I'd better suds my bag."
Uncle Freddie: "I'm gonna take a shower pill."
Pete Dick: "That's why you never get laid."

by Pete Dick October 10, 2008

shower fluffer

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.

I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.

by Drewtopia February 12, 2009