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vaginal fart 

Va'gi'nal Fart (noun)
1.Your mama's stinkin' ass after getting a dirty sanchez from a zoo gorilla in heat!
2.The sound pertruding from the vaginal region of the female species or chicken headsas they are known to some
3.The toot sound you here after ramming it home.
Sally let out the most amazing vaginal fart that I have ever heard, i almost fainted in lust.
vaginal fart by queef creator August 16, 2004
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Persian Fart 

Notably the worst smelling flatulence known to man. A consistent, dense, thick, wide-ranging yet slow-moving cloud of flatulence which has a distinct smell on top of the regular anal odors. Known as a "Persian" fart due to the fact that almost all Persian males produce this identical scent when releasing anal odor discharge. The odor of the discharge causes nauseous recations from all smellers (aside from the releaser) in the area.
John: "Dude, what is that smell? Jesus, it's horrible! gagging insues, along with shirt-over-nose move"
Sherwin: "Sorry, I just ripped a fattie."
John: "Ah, that is such a foul Persian Fart dude. I told you not to pinch one of those again."
Persian Fart by D-Stutter May 6, 2006

mouth fart 

The classification of a fart after which it has encountered a mouth at point blank distance, the mouth closes and swallows the anal gasses.
" I woke up after the party with bad breath and a polaroid, and I knew I had expeirienced a mouth fart."


"Let your mouth fart be your guide."
mouth fart by Big Ry2 September 3, 2005

Handy Fart 

When you place your hand over your anus for the whole duration of a fart. Then once complete you smell your hand or place it in ones face
I was sitting in calls the other day and pablo discreatly did a handy fart.
Handy Fart by Hamish5487 December 12, 2007

Laundry Fart 

The occurence when wearing clean pants and letting one rip causes the delightful smell of detergent.
G: MMM.... smell that laundry fart?
S: Yep... what kind of bounce sheets do you use again?
Laundry Fart by samayle rairn April 6, 2009

Klan Fart 

A moment where a honky who supresses his racism has a verbal slip of tongue in which he makes a racist remark while not realizing he expressed his thoughts.

The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.
The South Park episode, where Stans Dad goes on Wheel of Fortune and shouts out nigger is a prime example of a Klan Fart.

The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.