Five Attachments 

Sending pictures / vids to a person; Sometimes "dirty pictures";

"Aye yk ashley? She sent me five attachments the other day and she fye."

Five Attachments by DEO.Smokeyy September 25, 2022

Digidang Attack 

When a gay person hits on a straight person.

I had a Digidang Attack yesterday.

Digidang Attack by anonymous February 14, 2023

neurodivergent attachment 

A Neurodivergent Attachment, or ND/A for short, is when someone who is neurodivergent attaches themself to a character who is related to a special interest/hyper fixation. The person knows the aren't real, but sometimes may pretend they are for comfort reasons.
Neurodivergent Attachments are healthy as long as they don't take up the person's identity or turn into a false reality.
Alot of people see this as being clingy with a fictional character, and that's ok! It basically is that but alittle deeper. - holy-smokes carrd

kage: i have a neurodivergent attachment with the character tails from sonic! hes my favoritest in the world..
amanda: cool! i'd love to hear you rant about him to me if you want!!

neurodivergent attachment by xdice April 14, 2023

The Mac Attack

Someone that's cool,laidback,and overall fucking awesome; Kasey Mac

"Dayum I wish I had the Mac Attack, so I finally won't be a loser."

The Mac Attack by k@s3ym@cf0sh0 January 28, 2009

hobo in your attic 

a hobo that lives in your attic is a very mischevious hobo. It hides your Ouija board.

that crazy hobo in your attic is steeling my internet

hobo in your attic by evie hrt October 16, 2009

Drunk ninja attack 

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

Drunk ninja attack by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Con-Textual Attribution Error 

The tendency to mistake the superficial excitement derived from receiving text messages for the excitement bourne out of genuine chemistry between you and your text-happy new friend, especially prevalent in the budding stages of romance when a high degree of unfamiliarity is present between said parties. In the alternate context of an in-person or phone conversation, the same conversation would not be nearly as exciting.

It's no wonder your romances always crash so hard after you finally get to know the person, all the excitement between you is nothing more than the anticipation and reception of text messages. It's classic Con-Textual Attribution Error. Similar to the excitement and subsequent letdown of Christmas.

Con-Textual Attribution Error by mckwistonator October 22, 2011