nigger moments

when you get into a fight with a black person and is usually never resolved that is your nigger moment

Nigger: "yo man u sept on my j'z"
Randome person: "sorry"
Nigger fights randome person dum dum dumm
nigger moments

by LiLMIssBoePeet January 16, 2009

golden moments

when sumthing happens that was really good and important

ahhh that was a golden moment when i won they trophy for best person ever lol

by rmawills September 26, 2003

momenty

Bastardization of the word moment.
Used in the context of something the speaker would like to do, as opposed to moment which often implies effort.

"This is really sweet.. fun activity"
"Cool I'll check it out in a momenty :)"

"I need this report done damnit!"
"Okay I'll do it in a moment.. :("

by DukeDave May 1, 2006

momentum sucker

One who derives and maintains momentum through continuously sucking dick throughout the course of the night.

After his third dick, Carroll was a momentum sucker; there was very little time between the initiation of conversation and him dropping to his knees to do the deed.

by Reishnakov May 12, 2020

Bruhius Momentus

An Unused Spell of the Harry potter Franchise (Exclusive to the movies) That when used, would exectute a very BIG "BRUH" Sound effect, In an unused Scene harry defeats Voldemort by Executing "Bruhius Momentus!" And Producing Kidney stones To voldemort, instantly killing him

(At the unused end of the franchise)
Harry: *On the ground*
Voldemort: Guess you're a pathetic bug like others, you made me use alot of power but now... your end is he-
Harry: BRUHIUS MOMENTUS!
bruh bruh bRUH BRUH BRU H B R U H B R U H
Voldemort: *Gets kidney stones and fucking dies*

by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019

Bruh Momentum

Multiple bruh's linked together by multiple people. The more bruh's are linked together, the higher the bruh momentum.

'Damn bro, did you hear that?!'
'they had a bruh momentum of 9!'

by CheeseCrust March 31, 2020

bruh momentomundo

When your retarded friend says or does something retarded, that is completely unrelated to the conversation or situation to the point where you feel embarrassed being in a call with them.

When bruh moment is not special enough.

friend: they just got sent to the moon
you: they just had a bruh momentomundo

by epic gamer boy momentomundo April 24, 2021