by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022
Get the Slap Arson Day mug.When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.
John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."
Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."
Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."
by toddmatt September 17, 2013
Get the clit slapped mug.Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
Get the Slapped Patio Head mug.ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.
by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020
Get the slap mug.An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
Get the strike and slap mug.The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.
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“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”
by threepio January 4, 2022
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by ay20o0 January 31, 2021
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