2 definitions by Woofmutt

don’t slap me, Will!!!

Said in response to a slight, slam, or burn.
She: Calling you stupid is insulting to stupid people.

He: Don’t slap me, Will!!!
by Woofmutt March 29, 2022
Flag
Get the don’t slap me, Will!!! mug.

Cheese My Elk

Phrase used with old person who asks nosy questions about your dating life
Dave: Hey, Kai, what’s the name of that girl you’re taking to the dance and what’s her GPA?
Kai: Hey, Dave, cheese my elk.
by Woofmutt February 28, 2022
Flag
Get the Cheese My Elk mug.