Woofmutt's definitions

cooty call

A short term, sexual liaison between two women.

Sandra rented the basement from Jenny, but went upstairs for a regular Cooty Call when the mood was right.

by Woofmutt March 2, 2024

don’t slap me, Will!!!

Said in response to a slight, slam, or burn.

She: Calling you stupid is insulting to stupid people.

He: Don’t slap me, Will!!!

by Woofmutt March 29, 2022

Cheese My Elk

Phrase used with old person who asks nosy questions about your dating life

Dave: Hey, Kai, what’s the name of that girl you’re taking to the dance and what’s her GPA?
Kai: Hey, Dave, cheese my elk.

by Woofmutt February 28, 2022