Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

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Mr Bean

Reality's strongest being to ever exist. Mr Bean has defeated Shaggy with only 0.0000000001% of his power.

dude 1: im gonna fight mr bean
dude 2: are you fucking retarded youre gonna fucking die

by Undkrrn12 July 28, 2021

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Baked Beaned

Just really high

Dude im totally baked beaned right now

by nevans100 March 10, 2023

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Ender Bean

See: asshole, douchebag, manchild

No examples for this Ender Bean abomination

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er April 8, 2022

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Bean shot

A bean shot is to shoot somebody in the head in anysort of video game

Shooting somebody in the head a "bean shot" or you can say "he just bot bean shotted" and "shot in the bean"
Playing csgo

Dan: one guys mid
Jakob: don't worry mate just bean shorted him

by Madethisnamewhileshitting January 2, 2017

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