In beans

"On brand", as victimized by autocorrect.

"That's really 'in beans' for you, Zaid."
-Alex

by krillinit October 21, 2020

Jelly Bean

A fat, gay Mexican.

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!

by Stasch42 October 21, 2017

Bean

A single bean

I love bean

by Hank 69 June 20, 2019

Bean

A fraud or certi waffler

Guy 1:'ve had my license since I was 17
Guy 2: he's such a bean he can't even drive

by Sexysingh6969 September 27, 2021

Bean

Someone small in stature, often sweet, endearing or cute in nature.

Look at her, she's such a precious little bean.

by UrbanDictionary421 November 24, 2021

bean magazine

- Female version of a spank bank
- A female saving a males photos to 'flick the bean' to

My friend Paige saved some DILFS gym photo and said she was saving it for her bean magazine.

"Ohhhhhh that's definitely going in the bean magazine!"

"What are you doing later? " "Might go for a swipe on tinder and add to the bean magazine"

by Pingupurp94 December 19, 2024

Bean squat

Very little; negligible

The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.

by MTPackerBacker August 1, 2016