Red-Hat Rebel

Blanket term referring to Alt-right, Republican, or otherwise pro-Trump extremists characterized by MAGA hats, pathological stubbornness, disregard of factual evidence, spirited bigotry, staggering self-righteousness, and absolute inability to accomplishing anything in life. Commonly seen driving pick-up trucks plastered with Trump bumper stickers, flying Trump flags, carrying one or more assault rifles, berating minorities and Democrats, and otherwise being loud or annoying. Made popular in the wake of the Jan. 6th Insurrection.

My neighbor is a complete Red-Hat Rebel, he owned like 10 guns, six Confederate flags, and tried to kill Nancy Pelosi before the FBI arrested him while he jerked off to a picture of President Trump.

by Ivan Jakenof January 16, 2021

red shiny helmets

Two or more men giving each other head. Gay oral sex. Nob slobbing amongst men.

I caught my queer uncle and his friend playing red shiny helmets in the living room. Unreal.

by OrionMetaphor November 24, 2017

Red headed turtle

When a women has an oversized clit, that sticks out past the vagina lips

I could see she had a red headed turtle when she took off her panties.

by Doohymer July 7, 2023

frosty red maple

The act of ejaculating on a red heads anus

I met this crazy ginger and I gave her a frosty red maple

by Ricky3knuckles April 20, 2016

red hot weenie

A Penis when it is fully erect, usually when the Penis is flowing with blood.

"Dude! I got a red hot weenie!"

by Uub lin Skant November 7, 2022

red wine spinaigrette

When a man has unprotected sex with a girl on her period, then has unprotected sex with an undressed salad, then has sex with the same girl's mom as the girl eats the salad all while on a merry-go-round

Our day at the carnival was ruined by a red wine spinaigrette.

by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019

Intoxicated with red rum

“Intoxicated with red rum” is a cryptic way of saying “I have/been given the sudden urge to murder.” This most likely comes from the song “Redrum”by Freddie Dredd.

Karen: Transgender people shouldn’t be allowed to use the restrooms!
Person: Careful there Karen, you just made me and the boys intoxicated with red rum...

by Inkbee August 1, 2020