mom’s lasagne

The most euphoric experience you will ever have, just one bite is orgasm inducing. When something is “litty like my mom’s lasagne,” it means that it is extremely enjoyable, and you are very excited to partake. You know it’s finna be lit when you’re moms a-making lasagne.

Two friends are talking over the phone:
Bridgetto: Yooo this party is litty like my mom’s lasagne!
Anastasio: Oh no spaghettio... I wish I could have made it. That sounds euphoric.

by Ffeffofoe June 1, 2018

Mom

Made of money

Son: Mom can I have some money?
Mom: No! Do you think I’m made of money
Son: Yeah... That’s what mom stand for

A silence then agreement fills the room

by CICIPEACEMAKER1 June 2, 2018

your mom

lil bitch who suck my dick every day XDDDDD

I banged your mom yesterday. pleb XDDDD

by Tonnyz May 9, 2018

Mom

A person that tells you what to do and when to do it

Stop telling me to clean my room mom.

by KitKat $$$$ 100 June 4, 2018

Hot Mom Syndrome

When a mother is so attractive all her child's friends hang out at their home and cause untold financial damage with excess grocery costs.

"She can't go to wine tasting with us bevause of her hot mom syndrome. She's broke and watching none kids right now."

by Soterius June 5, 2018

ur mom

a stupid joke made by a bunch of idiots, dont say it in front of ur teacher or ur gonna get it back to bite ya.

person 1: what are we supposed use this with?
person 2: ur mom
(person 1 beats person 2)

by kaellalien. June 6, 2018

Mom

A word for someone who loves you no matter how ridiculous you are being

My mom loves me even though I painted the carpet blue

by Omlstahp June 7, 2018