Lanyard Kid 

Normally defined as a Middle/High Schooler who wears one or more lanyards alongside being underdressed or having poor fashion. The lanyards are often decorated and may be accompanied by clothing based on popular gaming franchises.

These kids are typically below average height, have poor hygiene, avoid physical activity and may try to make unwanted sexual advances. They may be hyper-engaged in nerd culture without regard for ones-self and usually say things or behave in a very strange way.

David came into the library and offered to suck my dick. I looked at that lanyard kid in disgust and walked away, hoping not to see him at the Dungeons and Dragons club later.

Lanyard Kid by MillwoodHighSchool January 20, 2024

Poop kid 

Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.

Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.

Poop kid by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024

Porkchop Kid 

When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.

Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.

Porkchop Kid by Upnorthbetty January 22, 2024

Fortnite kid 

Usually a 12 year old kid who claims “I’m not a Fortnite kid!” At the top of his lungs, but plays every chance he gets whether with friends or without.

“Joey! Stop being a Fortnite kid and practice some basketball outside or something”

Fortnite kid by Fedupparent January 31, 2024

Band kid 

group of people who are in band, walk with their arms making a upside-down L, think “smol bean” and a large amount of cussing in one sentence is funny

John: “Hey, Look at these band kids”
Band kids: “Falls from 5 feet and FUCKING dies on the FUCKING ground from a STUPID-ASS child molester”
John: Kill yourself
Band kid: “no u :3”

Band kid by kurxzo February 4, 2024

Sigma kid 

A 10 year old kid in youtube shorts that is usually homophobic or sometimes even sexist. They start gender wars and they use "🗿🍷" way too goddamn much. Overall they are annoying people.

Sigma kid : I miss the days when a rainbow was just a rainbow 🗿🍷

Person 1 : Shut the fuck up kid

Sigma kid by Mr. Peter Griffin February 13, 2024

This Kid University 

In 2023, This Kid University (TKU) was founded and established for students that have silly or mindless moments. It is often associated with the phrase “This kid” and can be used in a wide variety of contexts.

I graduated from This Kid University.

This kid… He belongs at TKU!

This Kid University by belvitasandwich February 19, 2024