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Red Light Rule

It is the act of making out with your significant other when stopped at a red light. This you have to do every time. Period.
My girlfriend and I always obey the red light rule. We love it!

Stacy broke up with her boyfriend after he failed to obey the red light rule three times in a row.
by lord0caedus May 28, 2010
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Red Light Run

Foreplay which entails oral sex for the woman who does not reciprocate for the man. Initially leaving him with blue balls.
Wow dude I cant believe Betty gave you the Red Light Run!
by Proffesor Wizard March 20, 2009
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Red River Rafting

The act of putting one's penis into a loose woman on her period.
Even though Levi's girlfriend was on her period, he decided to go Red River Rafting and plunged into that pussy.
by KING KOONCE February 9, 2013
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Poor Mans Red

Removing the filter to any cigarette to give that soothing "red" flavour that any real cigarette smoker enjoys best.
Mikey D: Hey Jimmy you got any reds man, I'm out.
Jimmy: Nah man alls I got are these shitty ass Paul Maul Blues...Hold on a sec though(breaks Filter off from cigarette)... Here you go man.
Mikey D:You son a of a bitch........You're a Fucking GENIOUS!!!!...hehe poor mans red
by Isaac1200 February 15, 2013
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Crazy Red Anne

Crazy Red Anne, much like the Crazy Yellow Ant (Anoplolepis gracilipes), is one of the five species of tramp ants, known for invasive behavior and devastating ecological effects. This particular Anne(t) likes to invade someones bed and once inside is very difficult to remove.
Oh no, how do I get the Crazy Red Anne's out of my bed?
by DMG087 April 20, 2013
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Red Stain of Death

Red Stain of Death (Noun) \'red-ˈstān-əv-ˈdeth\

The inevitable stain left by a container, usually the pitcher one brewed red Kool-Aid in, on a counter top or other surface. This often occurs when pouring the drank and some of the liquid runs down the outside of the pitcher. The stain will never come out and and will appear as a red ring. This popular drink comes in packets and boasts a mascot who is a humanized glass pitcher of red Kool-Aid.
Kid 1: My parents are going to kill me!
Kid 2: Why?
Kid 1: I got the Red Stain of Death on the laminate counter top!
Kid 2: Dump the evidence and wash the pitcher!
by Homepage January 10, 2014
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red velvet creamcake

The act of ejactulating inside of a woman while she is mentstruating.
Broski, last night I totally boned this chick on her period. We baked a red velvet creamcake.
by sir nutsalot May 11, 2014
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