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God

His name is Kim Woojin and he is more than perfect. His smile is so beautiful and even though he seems very calm and does not talk much, he can be very humble and cute and he never fails to make people laugh. He loves chicken more than anything and can distinguish different brands by their taste. He has a beautiful and soothing voice and looks like an angel.
Person 1: Where did you order your chicken?
Person 2: I can't remember, let's ask Woojin, he will be able to tell us.

Stay: Woojin God
by Elomo October 13, 2019
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god spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.
by WarKami September 9, 2021
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outfit on god

If god picked out an outfit this would be it . The outfit lacks words because it’s heavenly.
Damn bro that outfit on god looks good .
by Gugo818 February 25, 2024
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God Mode

That feeling after you jerk off where you feel invinsible. During god mode, you’d have the power to leave Kim Kardashian on opened or break up with your girl.
Yo man i ate a toilet seat yesterday while i was on god mode”
by Thisdick1234 February 26, 2018
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Red apples are God

A person who didn't get added by Chae_kk or Chae_kkk because Red apples are God is to cool for him to understand
Bruh I forgot to add Red apples are God
Oh don't worry he's to cool to understand
by cAN I PUT BALLS IN JAWS September 8, 2021
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God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.
“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”
by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023
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God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you
Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.
by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021
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