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Brown eye blindfold

A pair of well-worn underpants.
Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.
by CaptainTragedy October 6, 2018
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Big Boy Brown

A macho janitor from the depths of RHMS that will not hesitate to make you "clean them tables, big boy" as he says. Big Boy Brown is an absolute unit of a human being, some claim that he can feel the vibrations in the air from 5 miles away when liquid is spilled on a lunch table, making him one of the most dangerous humans alive. If Big Boy Brown isn't a chad, I don't know who is.
"Man, yesterday Big Boy Brown made me clean seven tables."
by GenghisGoose May 2, 2020
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Brown Bottle Fever

1: A euphemism for being or appearing drunk.

2: Sometimes a euphemism for alcoholism.

3: Sometimes a euphemism for being hung over.
Examples:
1: A euphemism for being drunk.

Last night John Doe made a bunch of rambling incomprehensible posts and texts. He seemed to have brown bottle fever.

2: A euphemism for alcoholism.

The court ordered that John Doe do jail time, attend AA and have counseling. To shelter the children, we explained John Doe's absence; as going to school to research brown bottle fever.

3: A euphemism for being hung over.

John Doe has bloodshot eyes, he has been worshiping the porcelain goddess, and is very ill tempered and unproductive. I think he has Brown Bottle Fever again.
by scheme fighter July 7, 2011
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Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.
Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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The Brown Eyed Peas

A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.

Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one
Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.
by Zonal K October 25, 2019
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French Fry Brown

When you’re feeling no stress. Like a big weight has been lifted.
Yo sense I got rid of that girl I’m feeling shades lighter. I’m french fry brown right now.
by Be Easy, Be Free January 3, 2021
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Stock the Brown Trout

When Wendel got back from Ryan's Steakhouse, he deftly began to stock the brown trout.
by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 29, 2008
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