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Painting the town red 

When members of Team Valor go from gym to gym in Pokémon Go, battling them and claiming them for Team Valor, it is said that they are painting the town red.

For Team Mystic is is called painting to town blue.

Towns do not get painted yellow very often due to the lack of number of players on Team Instinct.
Her and I went out last night to play Pokémon Go, we were painting the town red.
Painting the town red by Arceus777 September 20, 2017
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beheading the turtle 

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off
I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle
beheading the turtle by NotABam October 10, 2017

tossing the toast 

When a man takes his elbow and slides it into a woman’s butt without wearing goggles. Usually performed by three or more people.
Man I met up with my group project members last night and we just ended up tossing the toast all night long
tossing the toast by Ian Connell November 2, 2017

stirring the teabag 

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves
"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"

just the ticket 

very suitable and exactly what is needed
This tool is just the ticket!

chalk the tip 

Verb. The beginning of sexual stimulation to a male with the hand, vagina, or words.
She straddled me, started grinding, and went to chalk the tip.
chalk the tip by SchmittyPepperwood December 27, 2017

Tickle the Turkey 

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.
"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.