Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!)

Gusset Granules are designed to disperse the odour of haddock in a ladies love equipment.

My girl was sat on the sofa watching TV and every so often a haddock pong wafted in to my line of smell. I immediately put her in the bath and drove to the closest pharmacy selling the much needed Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!).

by WIGTIT March 21, 2011

fountain fishing

to steal money from fountains. to fish for money.

We had no money so we went fountain fishing for quarters.

by izzy825 July 20, 2011

Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.

Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.

by tsipar July 31, 2011

fish test

to see if the girl's vagina smells like fish

i did the fish test on a girl last night.

by bon jovai August 7, 2011

Fish

N. a creature that lives in the sea

N. a word to describe un-explainable situations

The boy screamed "WHAT THE FISH?" when his dog flew thirty feet into the air without any of force applied to it.

by Blahblah99 August 16, 2011

Mer Fish

A Mer/Mur Fish is a mystical unicorn fish that flies, talks an sings an swims an it eats paper. Mer/Mur Fish Looks like a worm with fins.

"Hey, Look!!! That mer/mur fish is eating paper!" :x that is the Mer fish. ;3

by WeinerFish August 18, 2011

Fishee

A person who refers everything to their name and is completly obsessed in themselves. That friend that everyone has who thinks they're better than everyone else in the group.

Me:"I just bought a fisheye camera lens"

Fishee: "Thats the best type of lens to have"

Me: "what should we call out footy team"
Fishee: "Team fishee"

by ambiguouslife August 22, 2011