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Get the sleep bagging mug.Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011
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I debated on taking my brag bag to the beach; on one hand, it might get sandy, but on the other hand, I want everyone to see my deployed husband and our shih-tsu who is totes adorbs.
by k2440 September 28, 2013
Get the brag bag mug.When some one is cheated that person got horns. So if the person in question got cheated a couple of times or just to emphasize, you say that he got a bag of horns.
Hey you "bag of horns"!
Shut up you "bag of horns"
You see a guy's girlfriend on a disco cheating on him with a couple of guys and then the other day you see him and say.
-Hey what's up with that bag?
+Which bag?
-OF HORNS!
Shut up you "bag of horns"
You see a guy's girlfriend on a disco cheating on him with a couple of guys and then the other day you see him and say.
-Hey what's up with that bag?
+Which bag?
-OF HORNS!
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