Farting like a trooper

The phenomenon of having large amounts of methane build up, usually after a big night of drinking “Tooheys New” (an Aussy beer) causing one to repeatedly let out sizable farts, usually of an excessively pungent nature. One should be careful not to “follow through” the fart and begin “Sharting like a trooper”

"Damn man, Chabs had a big night on the piss last night huh?" "Yeah man she's been farting like a trooper all day"

by RobMF January 20, 2009

brazilian fart porn

When a person opens there ass and farts and into another persons face, they swallow or breath it in.

Did you see that brazilian fart porn.. not as f***ed as 2 girls one cup though..

by wordtoyourmother May 1, 2008

cum fart cocktail

After receiving a load of sperm in the rectum, the receiver farts out the juice which is then orally ingested by either parties or a third party.

Although Ayman wasn't an alcoholic, he wound up drinking a couple cum fart cocktails every night.

by imperial frog May 2, 2006

vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.

I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

fart n dart

Farting and then leaving the area to implicate blame on someone else.

While looking at cards in the store, John farted and then intentianlly left Erica to take the blame for the fart in front of the strangers. She was a victim of the fart n dart.

by Norty007 December 31, 2009

fart knocker

1.)someone who doesnt leave you alone and annoys you.
2.)something you say when you hurt yourself, or forgot something.

1.)"GOD! You fart knocker! Leave me alone!"
2.)"Ah fart knocker!"

by cody's girl July 20, 2008

post-hookup fart

The post-hookup fart occurs after a male hooks up with a girl the night before and has been holding it in all night in bed, and during intercourse. The next morning after she leaves, the male relieves himself with a powerful gassy eruption that has been building up for more than 12 hours due to embarrassment of farting in front of a random girl you are having sex with. The post-hookup fart exponentially increases its intensity in correlation to the amount of beer drank the night before.

Wallace- Dude, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard. It sounded like a tuba. You must have gotten laid last night.

Frederick- Ya man, I totally put it in her. Holy shit that feels so much better. Sometimes the best part about banging a random chick is the feeling after the post-hookup fart.

by showjo April 1, 2010