5 definitions by showjo
The post-hookup fart occurs after a male hooks up with a girl the night before and has been holding it in all night in bed, and during intercourse. The next morning after she leaves, the male relieves himself with a powerful gassy eruption that has been building up for more than 12 hours due to embarrassment of farting in front of a random girl you are having sex with. The post-hookup fart exponentially increases its intensity in correlation to the amount of beer drank the night before.
Wallace- Dude, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard. It sounded like a tuba. You must have gotten laid last night.
Frederick- Ya man, I totally put it in her. Holy shit that feels so much better. Sometimes the best part about banging a random chick is the feeling after the post-hookup fart.
Frederick- Ya man, I totally put it in her. Holy shit that feels so much better. Sometimes the best part about banging a random chick is the feeling after the post-hookup fart.
by showjo April 1, 2010
A song with an extreme amount of bass. The vibrations are so intense that you can feel it deep deep inside your rectum. Also known as a real ass pounder.
Clark - "Yo Ted, have you heard that new song by Daft Punk?"
Ted - "Yea bro, its A Real Butt Fucker, we should totally play it at our kegger this friday. We're gonna get so much pussy!"
Ted - "Yea bro, its A Real Butt Fucker, we should totally play it at our kegger this friday. We're gonna get so much pussy!"
by showjo July 11, 2009
One who tags themselves on other people's posted photos on facebook. Even worse, a person who tags themselves on their own uploaded photos thus thinking the high number of tagged photos on their profile makes them look cooler... even though it could not be further from the truth. It is mostly done by bros with generic names and very insecure girls who are usually way too tan.
- Yo Mike, did you see Logan's new uploaded facebook album from spring break in cabo?
-- Yea brah, he tagged himself in every picture! Even the ones he wasn't in.
- What a lame self-tag-fag.
-- Yea brah, he tagged himself in every picture! Even the ones he wasn't in.
- What a lame self-tag-fag.
by showjo April 1, 2009
The sexual act of a girl lubing up her anus by shitting on her partner's johnson, thus allowing for a stinkier yet more frictionless anal experience.
- Yo Frank, I think I am in love.
-- Why do you say that?
- Last night Stacy gave me a Tahitian mudslide.
-- Oh man, she's gotta be the one.
-- Why do you say that?
- Last night Stacy gave me a Tahitian mudslide.
-- Oh man, she's gotta be the one.
by showjo November 10, 2008
The mysterious fold of fat tucked under the pants on the front side of an older obese man or woman. It is also known as "front butt". It insists the viewer to ask him/her the question, "what the fuck is that?"
I hope I don't have a pantis when I get old so I still have visual evidence that I do have genitals.
by showjo November 10, 2008