kim chi farts

What happens after you eat kim chi. The nastiest of the nastiest. Also known as kcf.

Willis had terrible kim chi farts after eating kim chi.

by bamtime February 17, 2010

Farting like a trooper

The phenomenon of having large amounts of methane build up, usually after a big night of drinking “Tooheys New” (an Aussy beer) causing one to repeatedly let out sizable farts, usually of an excessively pungent nature. One should be careful not to “follow through” the fart and begin “Sharting like a trooper”

"Damn man, Chabs had a big night on the piss last night huh?" "Yeah man she's been farting like a trooper all day"

by RobMF January 20, 2009

brazilian fart porn

When a person opens there ass and farts and into another persons face, they swallow or breath it in.

Did you see that brazilian fart porn.. not as f***ed as 2 girls one cup though..

by wordtoyourmother May 1, 2008

cum fart cocktail

After receiving a load of sperm in the rectum, the receiver farts out the juice which is then orally ingested by either parties or a third party.

Although Ayman wasn't an alcoholic, he wound up drinking a couple cum fart cocktails every night.

by imperial frog May 2, 2006

fart knocker

1.)someone who doesnt leave you alone and annoys you.
2.)something you say when you hurt yourself, or forgot something.

1.)"GOD! You fart knocker! Leave me alone!"
2.)"Ah fart knocker!"

by cody's girl July 20, 2008

vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.

I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

fart n dart

Farting and then leaving the area to implicate blame on someone else.

While looking at cards in the store, John farted and then intentianlly left Erica to take the blame for the fart in front of the strangers. She was a victim of the fart n dart.

by Norty007 December 31, 2009