December

National give Matt Shipley head month, if you see he him you have to come thru

“Is that Matt over there? We’ll you know it’s December so we gotta give him head” -absolute dime piece

by Kdksjjsususus November 29, 2022

December

When Jesus Christ was born and we celebrate his birth.

Person 1: Are y'all ready for December?

Person 2: Yes i am very aware it's close to Christmas

by November 30, 2020

December

the month where you can’t use the yellow app “snap chat” if you use the yellow app you will be dared to do something that you don’t wanna do.

I’m going to use Snapchat In December
Oh wait I can’t..

by Kaiori December 07, 2019

december

the most irrelevant month of the year

person 1- its december

person 2- whats december?
person 1- the month stupid!
person 2- sorry it’s just so irrelevant i thought you was talking about something else

by clear slime May 15, 2022

December

Finally! If you passed nnn, you can go jerk off for the whole month without anyone judging you. Jerk off as much as you want, or whenever you want

“My mom caught me jerking off, but is December and I passed nnn.”

by Pjppy12 November 14, 2019

December

December is the name of the most awesome, pretty, beautiful, smart, kind and funny girl. December has many redeeming qualities and so many hobbies (not just watching tiktok and procrastinating).

“Hey did you see how cute December looked today?”

“Yeah dude she’s the cutest girl I’ve ever seen”

by Dec_mber November 25, 2021

December

December is the prettiest, hottest, sexiest, and sweetest girl you’ll ever meet.

Random kid in class: “Your name is December? Were you born in December?”
Alex: “December is the best girlfriend ever!”

by Dec_mber October 22, 2023