Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022

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steel beans

When one is brave in the face of adversity. See also hard as nails, ballsy, big balls

Laurens: Do you think Nate will masterbate on that hotel balcony for a fiver
Emma: Sure he will, he's got steel beans

or

I can't believe Harold punched that massive bouncer - that lad's got steel beans for sure

by notABluesSinger July 12, 2023

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Ganja bean

Ganja bean is a very sweet and loving companion (CHONK AF ) :))))

Oh wow did you see that ganja bean, so CHONK.

by Juan Ganja Bean :)) September 23, 2021

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blubber bean

when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.

While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.

by johnny rutenmiezer February 24, 2011

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