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Mexican jumping beans 

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.
Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!
Mexican jumping beans by Jzell September 15, 2010
Related Words
beans Beaner beanie bean dip beano Beanbag bean head beaned beanis beaning
An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.
I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me
Beaned by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010

cool beans 

A very old word your parents might use in front of your super cool friends to seem just as super cool
dad:what are you and your super cool friends up to?

daughter:nothing

dad:cool beans

*super cool friends walk away*

daughter:thanks dad.
cool beans by Goregasm December 7, 2006

cool beans 

Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.
1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!

2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."

*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*

Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."

*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*

Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"

*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*
cool beans by Elizabeth September 4, 2004

Nagger beans

Those little, annoying, rubber pieces that reside on most turf playing fields.

Usually, after you play on/visit/look at the turf field, they end up on you, indefinitely.
"God I just found a fucking nagger bean in my world history book."
"That's not bad at all, this morning while I was showering I found some nagger beans in my butt."
Nagger beans by naggerbeans October 16, 2009
Hmmm....well it is certainly NOT what Hurtado said.
A beaner is just a mexican (sometimes illegal)that comes from mexico to get a better job and make a better living. While the white lazy trailer trash people sit on their asses and wait until they recieve more food stamps. Then you here them complaining because they dont have a job because the "beaners" took them all. when they can easily go and get a job. Isnt it funny that the majority of white people, black people, asians etc. etc. dont have jobs, but mexicans can get a job even if they dont have papers?? now what does that say about you people????
from a lazy white person: "Damn beaners, thats why i dont ever have a job."
beaner by chi-townchula26 November 15, 2006