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cunt spread

An extremely vaginal referance to the actual organ itself, but primarily, a name to call your freinds after they do something that meets your disaproval.
Note: A name that involves the word "cunt" in it, really needs no explanation. You are expressing some sort of emotional or physical angst.
"God! Tim why do you have to be such a cunt spread all the time?"

"You just ruined my killing spree you cunt spread!"
by Mr. Walter November 7, 2006
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ace cunt

Top boy. Man who should be respected and possibly feared. Fearless and fun loving. Nutter.
He's always up for it.

Yeah he's an ace cunt!
by Fat larry September 9, 2007
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cunt muffin

Quite simply, a muffin made of muff.
Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"
by cool_guy November 14, 2012
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cunt flumper

the single most offensive phrase ever construed in the english language, though easily the most bad ass.
Noun
1.a phrase referring benevolently toward men who get a lot of action from women
2. a phrase to describe the most pathetic forms of life

verb (cunt flumping)
3. the act of flumping a woman's vagina
4. lolygagging or acting like an overall douche bag
1. I heard he got with jessica alba. that guy is a cunt flumper
2. I fucking hate that cunt flumper
3. That bitch was a prude until i gave her a good cunt flumping. Now u may know her as jenna jamesson
4. Nick Carter really needs to stop cunt flumping... that fucking douche bag
by geturledout December 22, 2007
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cunt muffin

this is when a muffin of your choice is shoved inside a cunt, leaving only the muffin top exposed ready to be eaten by a man, or woman, depending on the cunt's owner's sexual species.
Man 1: Hey I heard Julie just made a cunt muffin! You want to go ask her if we can eat it?

Man 2: Definitely Julie always makes awesome cunt muffins!
by no names are left November 12, 2009
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Slippery Cunt

Hey look, Push. I can add definitions to urbandictionary too!
Push_dot_com is a slippery cunt.
by Babar April 3, 2005
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cunt-buster

A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.
Last time I went to the gay baths - I got fukk'd by a real cunt-buster!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
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