rear windowed

When a women usually older than a man's

Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs

What happened to your butt bro?
My new gf rear windowed me, my wallet, my life and my family

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 12, 2025

michigan windpipe

the act of recieving a blowjob while liquid nitrogen is being poured down your penis hole until your balls freeze. your balls are then flattened into hockey pucks and used in championship games

me: yo did you hear about lospollostv recieving a michigan windpipe?
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!

by lostubbos July 9, 2025

Thermal Window

A colloquial and humorous term referring to the area around a woman's crotch that may feel overheated, especially during hot weather or hormonal changes. "Opening the thermal window" may refer to actions like fanning, adjusting clothing, or seeking airflow to relieve discomfort and help regulate body temperature.

Anita was struggling in the summer heat so retired to her office to open her thermal window.

by mrdennisnedry July 10, 2025

Bohemian Windfall

When a girl is tossing your salad/eating your asshole out, you rip a giant forceful fart right in her mouth. Before she can freak out and cuss you out, you turn around and punch her right in the solar plexus which knocks the wind out of her thus causing her to gasp for air and having to inhale the fart still in her mouth!

Yo, man, last night I went on a first date with this super freaky chick and after mexican food we came back to my place and went at it. She started off by tossing my salad so to show her who's boss I gave her a HUGE Bohemian Windfall!!! Bruh, she took that rancid fart down deeeeep!!! I don't think there will be a second date yo.......

by Tbagger#1 November 28, 2025

Oven Window

Equivalent to a preview. It’s a statement to describe what’s coming next.

It’s coming bro, check the oven window.

by Sooo smooth December 12, 2025

Borkie Window

A portcullis through which a miscreant (see *hooligan*) can peer, preferably unnoticed and at night.

This bathroom stall has a Borkie Window. I hope nobody sees me pooping.

by Hullabaloo6969 January 14, 2026

Nerk Window

The narrow slice of time that one can achieve a successful masturbation session.

My partner is running going to make coffee, that leaves me a 3-4 minute nerk window.

by Senior Rizz January 16, 2026