Molotov Cocktease

when a girl is about to blow you but instead douses your dick in vodka and sets it on fire

She was getting really hot with me until she pulled a molotov cocktease..

by roasticle October 2, 2023

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Mollywop

An inflatable hammer used to brutally beat someone with, in a friendly manner. (I think)

Get ready for this mollywop!

by 'boner October 7, 2023

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Mole

What animal do I look like?

Hym "A mole? I kind of think I look like a mole when I squint. I donno. Kind of."

by Hym Iam October 18, 2023

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Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.

Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.

by Generic Villain October 22, 2023

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