I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Bean

A fraud or certi waffler

Guy 1:'ve had my license since I was 17
Guy 2: he's such a bean he can't even drive

by Sexysingh6969 September 27, 2021

Bean

Someone small in stature, often sweet, endearing or cute in nature.

Look at her, she's such a precious little bean.

by UrbanDictionary421 November 24, 2021

Bean

A single bean

I love bean

by Hank 69 June 20, 2019

Beans

specifically Heinz Beans

*Twitch streamer has beans*

*The whole chat* THIS MOTHER FUCKER EATIN' BEANS

by Chew how feel Gum it Five November 16, 2021

The Bean Stalk

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.

I gave my girl The Bean Stalk last night

by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

perky beans

Someone with perky balls.

Hey bro them be some perky beans!

by Yuruda May 23, 2021